Top 50 Reasons why my roomate is the dirtiest man alive!
50. He doesn't know how to vacuum.
49. The only thing he cleans is his monitor and that is before he goes away for the weekend.
48. He eats tuna right out of the can.
47. He wears Right Guard deodorant like a whore with perfume on a Friday night!
46. He is going out with my x-girlfriend...EVEN WORSE HE IS PLAYING WITH MY THROWN OUT TRASH.
45. He sleeps with his combat boots on.
44. He thinks he is an althete because he was a goalie in high school. Yet, he doesn't excerise here.
43. He doesn't brush his teeth.
42. He listens to country music!
41. Still has up pictures of his old girlfriend.
40. Uses his wash cloth to put black shoe polish on his boots and shine them.
39. He snores, moans, and farts in his sleep.
38. Thinks he can drive, but he doesn't have his license. He is 18 without a driver's license.
37. Keeps referring to Germany as the best place on earth just because he has been there for the last 2 years.
36. He desperately reaches out to his 3 friends from high school because he can't make friends here with his personality.
35. Keeps telling everyone how proud of himself that he is failing out of school.
34. Just plain LAZY!
33. Doesn't understand that when the room is 120 degrees you need to open the window or the door
32. He takes the Lord's name in vain VERY OFTEN when he claims to be super bible club boy.
31. Can't tell that it is HIS SIDE OF THE ROOM THAT SMELLS.
30. Thinks mooning people is great entertainment. That is "the" most prized high school memory.
29. He can't see that I take great pride in staying organized and neat. And that he looks like a slob.
28. Has an annoying alarm clock that he never wakes up to. Just pisses me off. He has slept through a fire alarm before.
27. Cooks hot pockets, and fettucine chicken alfredo in the microwave and doesn't mind the smell.
26. He is a gay homosexual.
25. He has a gallon bottle of bleach next to his bed. I have no idea what for, but I am too afraid to ask.
24. Is very inconsiderate to his considerate room mate. Doesn't understand when his room mate tries to sleep.
23. Doesn't appreciate cars. Can't understand why anyone likes them. They are just transportation.
22. Claims he lived near the ADIDAS factory but pronouces it incorrectly. Plus, that is all he wears, yet he isn't altheltic.
21. He thinks a good computer is one with speakers built into the monitor and one that has a remote control.
19. He put up his Christmas lights with BLACK ELECTRICAL TAPE
18. He has CUSTOMIZED his computer to take 6 minutes to load...what a moron!
17. He has four knives in his draw. Psycho?
16. Thinks Megan McCleary has a NICE car.
15. HE SENDS PEOPLE FORWARDS WITH ALL THE HEADERS...I HATE GOING THROUGH 20 PAGES OF WHO GOT THIS BEFORE ME!
14. He thinks my friends like him. Even my friends don't like him.
13. He bought an IBM Aptiva for $2,800 and he uses it only for #12
12. Lives on AOL and sends people instant messages.
11. Thinks Star Wars is real!
10. Thinks he is still in High school.
9. Doesn't Dance
8. Listens to Michael Bolten, REM, Elton Faggot, an tons of easy listening
7. Doesn't understand how to use gel to keep his hair from looking like an afro
6. Doesn't understand how to use a comb
5. He drinks Tropical Blast Kool-Aid with Surge
4. He doesn't know what a dipstick is?
3. He locks the door when he is alone!.....figure that one out for yourself!
2. He has a picture of a MAN on the ceiling above his bed.
1. He just changed his sheets for the second time 12/12/97 this semester!
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