1. Describe your problem:My computer won't work.
2. Now describe the problem accurately:It just sits there and does nothing.
3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:Um...something isn't working right...?
14. If Yes then why can't you fix the problem yourself?I can't fix it because I didn't really understand the manual. You guys make it too hard to understand.
15. How tall are you? Are you above this line? __________________
16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?I wasn't doing anything.
17. If nothing, explain why you were logged in.Ummmmmmmmm...
19. How does this problem make you feel?It makes me feel mad. I want to ring someones neck! This isn't fair!!! This stuff always happens to me!
20. Tell me about your childhood.Who the hell do you think you are??? Asking me about my childhood??? What does this have to do with anything? I just want my computer to work damnit!